Forest Mokkai

Mokkai can be defined as a totally irrelevant statement of ultimate
creativity that is a complete nonsense statement and it brings complete
destructiveness to whomever hears it.If there are more than one listeners
to a mokkai they end up saying why blood?? same Blood !! It can also be
said as a PJ(PoorJoke)Otherwise.

Any profession there will be the best set of  professionals.
Like u take swimming Michael Phelps and in sprinting Usain Bolt.Likewise in
this art of delivering continuous mokkais i would rate my roommate to be the
best. Though i wouldn't like to disclose his name he l thrash me off if he
finds out.Lets say he is Ramu.


X: Nee en kaalla vilundhu kettaalum mannikka maattaen
Ramu: Ennadhu un kaalla ulundha??? (arisi,paruppu,ulundhu)
X: :(


Ramu : time ennada?
X : 9 40 aachu
Ramu : 9 eppidi da 40 aachu???


X : (after scanning the laptop for matter pics and videos) he asks ramu
Enna da ..intha Laptap la onnumaye illa.....?
Ramu asks X to wait he takes the laptops mouse goes to the calendar in
 taskbar sets date to 1st May and says..ippo 1 May irruku da...it took
 some 10 mins for  x to come back to normal.

X:dei vala-palam[Banana] venum
Ramu:Appa sava(to die) enna venum?

X:Franch oil Engappa?(where vs franch oil)
Ramu:ennathu franch oil unga appava?


Though his mokkais might give a sense of irritation when one first hears it
later on when we sit back and relax we all used to sit and laugh reminding it.
Then slowly all our roommates got used to him and everyone slowly they
developed their mokkai delivering levels.

Recently at our house we were just browsing thru the channels.
Apparently in one of the channels they were showing an old movie in which
"saukaar jaanaki" acted.Suddenly a friend of mine gets up and asks Guys do u
know why saukaar janaki is called as saukaar jaanaki.After thinking for a
long time we said no idea.Then he said since she used to have 100 (sau) cars
she is called as saukar janaki

One more colleague of me cracked these ones.
Y is ten afraid of  seven ?
as usual i gave after thinking for few mins.
The answer was 7 ate 9 (7,8,9) thats y (WTF was my reaction hope the same
with u guys.)

Oru erumba cut panuna enna agum?
athu cut erumbu agum (ahhhhhh)

Prove that soap = juice

Answer
According to newton's law
F = ma
multiply "a" on both sides...
You get Fa = maa...
Fa is a soap and maa is juice....
ayyo saami

A scientist disconnected his doorbell.......
can u guess why???
Answer
he wanted to win the No-bell prize


I l wind off this post before some one reports it as abuse..